Thou Shalt Not Date - Copper's Journey

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Thou Shalt Not Date
Bomma, please... what did you expect? That if a guy (other than Mojo) came to OUR apartment, I'd go to my kennel and behave? Not bloody likely. For a long time, it's just been me and you. Remember? It's ME you snuggle with on the couch, and it's ME you smile for, and it's ME you talk to! NOT some other man, Bomma. I just can't stand it. I don't know why you want another man in our life, but I'm going to let you in on a few secrets.
- If you sit on the couch with him, I'm going to wedge myself between the two of you
- When you're not paying attention to me, I will drag your granny panties out of the laundry basket into the living room
- I'll reformat your hard drive
- I'll kiss you on the lips so he won't want to
- When he pets me, I'll roll over and pee on him
- I'll develop the worst case of gas you've ever smelled
- I'll never let you put another sweater on me
- Let's not forget what you did to my nuts... I think you owe me
- Your iPod will be toast the next time you leave it within my reach
So Bomma, let's stop this dating stuff. We are just fine by ourselves! Nobody loves you more than I do. *wags tail*
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- 24 November 2007
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over 4 years ago francesca responded:

And don't forget Copper, if there's any bedroom action you have to bark and cry as loudly as possible - always puts them off stroke, heh.

over 4 years ago Connie (Slim) responded:

LOL....is he a 'dog gone'?

over 4 years ago Sheldon responded:

Good doggie!!!!! And another hint about the bedroom action: Tkae your cold nose and find someplace to poke it. And do it at the worst possible moment. And if you can't get into the romm, howl your ASS OFF. Just to make a point.
P.S. I still be PISSED about the whole getting snipped thing....

over 4 years ago Zusiqu responded:

Uh, Copper... The granny panties thing was a low blow. Bomma didn't freak out when you wanted to spend time with Noel, right?

over 4 years ago Merri responded:

Your such a good weenie Copper! Buster would be proud of you...wedging between two people in love is what all good weenies do!
Keep up the good work Copper...Bomma still loves you!!

over 4 years ago Susan responded:

You had to get the (human)dog with the most expressive face in the world. Any guy you meet has to love him as much as you do or he just isn't worth your time.

over 4 years ago Kerri responded:

He *is* adorable. How could anyone not love that face?
Love me, love my dog. :)

over 4 years ago Anita responded:

LMAO Your a nut Copper!! Oh wait, that's right you have no nuts anymore. lol
Keep up the good work!!!

over 4 years ago Your Florida Cousins responded:

Copper! Dude! How's it hanging? We really dig your blog! We were just wonderin' sumtin'... we love your commandment "Thou Shalt Not Date." Most of us weren't born yet when our mom and dad started dating, so we didn't get in on that. What we were wonderin' is do you have MORE commandments? Are there only 10? Are they only for weenies or can other 4 legged hairy humanoids benefit from them? Copper dude, you have to share it with us, man! There's strength in numbers! Hugz Cuz!

over 4 years ago Lila responded:

Good to see you Copper...WOW , you got your own site!!!!!!
I sooo understand how you feel, but look how many people think alike...just do what Francesca, Sheldon, etc, etc said....and everything will be FINE!
Give a smoooch to your Bomma :))
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